tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-38242707709384208612011-08-28T19:05:36.016-07:00An uplifting site highlighting the funny antics of children.Sugarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13691319860975703846noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3824270770938420861.post-57895372374281577122008-04-18T16:54:00.001-07:002008-04-21T13:39:11.124-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cd_xrX-aRFU/SAk1iS_5amI/AAAAAAAACxw/uay-Z-fMe2A/s1600-h/DSC_0052.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_cd_xrX-aRFU/SAk1iS_5amI/AAAAAAAACxw/uay-Z-fMe2A/s320/DSC_0052.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5190738908852873826" border="0" /></a>My daughter Emma is five. Here are some of the fun things she's said lately:<br /><br /> * Jeff said something about baptism and Emma counted on her hand: "One, two, three...I think that's four. Right, baptism? Baptism and laying on a pan?" (4th article of faith "laying on of hands" that comes after baptism.)<br /> * "If I were on American Idol, I would sing 'I Am Like a Star Shinging Brightly.' And the judges would like it and they would give me a ticket to Hollywood."<br /> * Emma: "What if I got hurt on the playground, and everyone gathered around me, and they had to take me to the nurse!" Mom: "That would be sad." Emma: "No, it wouldn't, it would be cool, because I like sad things!"<br /> * Looking down at her chest: "These are like small hills. Like the hills of Egypt."<br /> * "I believe in America. And Santa."<br /> * In a prayer: "...and if there are any indians on this earth, please let me know with a still small voice where they are."<br />* "I know what running errands means. It means you have to do boring things."<br />* Emma: "I love the car wash. I want to go back." Mom: "Yeah, we will go back someday. When the car is really dirty again." Emma: "Okay, tomorrow I'll throw mud at it!"<br />* "No, YOU'RE in charge!" This was to me after I told her daddy's the Priesthood leader in our house, and that's why he chooses who says the prayer.<br /> * "I just felt like being hurtful to my toys." This was after she threw a princess shoe in a small tantrum when I was on the phone and not paying attention to her.<br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 204);font-size:180%;" >What are some of the funny things your kids have said?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3824270770938420861-5789537237428157712?l=errandofangels.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jananoreply@blogger.com7