My daughter Emma is five. Here are some of the fun things she's said lately:* Jeff said something about baptism and Emma counted on her hand: "One, two, three...I think that's four. Right, baptism? Baptism and laying on a pan?" (4th article of faith "laying on of hands" that comes after baptism.)
* "If I were on American Idol, I would sing 'I Am Like a Star Shinging Brightly.' And the judges would like it and they would give me a ticket to Hollywood."
* Emma: "What if I got hurt on the playground, and everyone gathered around me, and they had to take me to the nurse!" Mom: "That would be sad." Emma: "No, it wouldn't, it would be cool, because I like sad things!"
* Looking down at her chest: "These are like small hills. Like the hills of Egypt."
* "I believe in America. And Santa."
* In a prayer: "...and if there are any indians on this earth, please let me know with a still small voice where they are."
* "I know what running errands means. It means you have to do boring things."
* Emma: "I love the car wash. I want to go back." Mom: "Yeah, we will go back someday. When the car is really dirty again." Emma: "Okay, tomorrow I'll throw mud at it!"
* "No, YOU'RE in charge!" This was to me after I told her daddy's the Priesthood leader in our house, and that's why he chooses who says the prayer.
* "I just felt like being hurtful to my toys." This was after she threw a princess shoe in a small tantrum when I was on the phone and not paying attention to her.
What are some of the funny things your kids have said?
